| Author | Message | ||
| TScottW99
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O.K. I'm Paranoid! Seem's some gremlin has it out for me. Think the little bugger don't want me turkey hunting  .... The other night I left work at 2:00a.m. and headed home up 311. Out of no where a deer jumps into the middle of the road... I slam on the brakes and steer away and to no avail... CRASH... looking in the back view mirrow I see her on the ground kicking her legs. I jump out and head out to her when she jumps up and takes off. I couldn't see any damage in the dark so I went home and tried to sleep. At 7:00a.m. I get up for court and go outside... Only thing visible on my truck is a large mass of deer hair caught in my back bumper. (thank goodness) During court my arm starts to itch like there is no tomorrow... when I get home my right forearm and left arm are covered in a rash. Poison Oak of all things... i can usally bath in it and it won't bother me. That's what I get for clearing the fence line. Today leaving court (yet again) I'm minding my own buisness driving through Salem when a College Student runs a stop sign. I slam on my brakes and hit the horn and start to slide due to the rain. We ended up with our bumbpers touching but no damage to either vehicle. So Far So Good (except for the itch and i'll hunt with a rash anyday ) Just hope my luck holds out until I can get a turkey | ||
| sixshot |
TS, tell the truth. We all know you was scratching your rash with one hand and yelping on your slate with the other. Probably was talkin' on a cell phone to. Hey man I've been there to. p.s. I wish I was your insurance adjuster. HeHe | ||
| TScottW99
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lol, thank God no damage was done! I was yelping on the mouth call though when the deer ran out at me almost swalloed that Primos ! | ||
| sixshot |
She probably was trying to put that poor sick turkey out of its misery and rammed the car. Just kidding around, glad no damage to you or your vehicle. |